Tyisms2. Two plus two equals Toast!
3. When you're in deep crap, wear galoshes.
4. I look like a two-year-old tried to dress a mannequin
5. When in doubt, run around in circles and yell "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
6. Tyism: (n) Something said by Ty, often appearing to have deep metaphorical meaning, but in the end, FAILS.
7. When they decide to play no-holds-barred, that's when you drag them out back and beat them with a pool cue....
8. It doesn't matter how fast you are or how slow the thing chasing you is if your shoe is untied.
9. You gotta face the fact that some days you're the shoe, and others you're the dog crap. And there's that time when you're the dog. Or some random squirrel...
10. There comes a time in everyone's life when you reach the top. The peak of your abilities. Then comes the part where some jerk pushes you off and you gotta climb all the way back up again...
11. If exploding on someone cold be controlled, it wouldn't be exploding...it'd be like...shooting someone with a black hole of pure rage...
Lazy
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Guess who!
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Tyism: (n) Something said by Ty, often appearing to have deep metaphorical meaning, but in the end, FAILS.
Two plus two equals Toast!
It doesn't matter how fast you are or how slow the thing chasing you is if your shoe is untied.
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~My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or occupation, and they declare that the quality of it far surpasses that of yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation~
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